what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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AIDS.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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