R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A seal walks into a club.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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