- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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