What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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penis?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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