I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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