- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I am dyslexic

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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