One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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YOU

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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