- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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