- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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