What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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KILL WHITEY

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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