- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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