A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Cancer.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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