Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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