- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What is the difference?

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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