roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Women's Professional _________

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

thumb_up thumb_down -8

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

thumb_up thumb_down -8

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops