- Anti Joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.