- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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