What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Whats white? A fridge

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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