- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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