Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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