- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What can fly? Lots of things

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

get in the car.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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