I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Drew Knowles is gay

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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