What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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