Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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