- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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