- Anti Joke

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Church.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women in the kitchen.

Barack Obama

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

White men's rights

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin