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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

PIED NINNY!

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Anti-jokes are funny.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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