- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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