- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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