There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Tommy got neutered.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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