- Anti Joke

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

L's I's that took Viagra.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Stop procrastinating.

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