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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money