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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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