Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

whats black and strange a paki

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...