What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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America

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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