what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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