Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Sarah Palin

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How High is a Chinese man

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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