How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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