- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

The Game.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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