- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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