How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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