It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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So I was walking down the road today

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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