Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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punchline below punchline above

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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