What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

I need to start studying.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Feminism

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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