What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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