- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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