- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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