- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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