I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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One day a man walked into a wall

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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