A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

tommy is retared

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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