- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

I like the color potato.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

u suck

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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