Chuck norris

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Lil Wayne

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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