- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Massie is a fatass

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

I'm hungry.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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