- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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