- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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