- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

black chicken. kfc

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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