your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Dwight Howard

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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