Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

the holocaust

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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