Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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