- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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