What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Womens rights.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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