A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Tommy got neutered.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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you gay?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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