What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Amazing

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

thumb_up thumb_down -25

lol

thumb_up thumb_down -25

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops