A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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epic win?

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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No

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Anti Joke

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