- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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