Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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KILL WHITEY

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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