How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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