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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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