- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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