3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Woman's Rights

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Urban ghettos

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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