why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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