If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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the economy.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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