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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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