- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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